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I Must Fix The Car!: Otto Doi
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I Must Fix the Car!: Otto Doit
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Bart: I didn't know you played the guitar, Otto-Man!
Otto: Hey, that's all I <did> in high school! -- "Otto Show...
That's easy to fix, but I can't be bothered.
I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg
If I can't fix it, it's probably dead.
If it isn't broken, I can fix it.
Otto: Can I at least get my stuff? Landlord: All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old `Psycho' magazines.
Otto: Wow! I have mustard? -- Otto gets evicted, "Otto Show...
Otto: [humming into the bus microphone] Bart: Hey, Otto, can I use that microphone?
Otto: Sorry, Bart-dude, it's for emergencies only. -- on the bus, "Bart the Daredevil...
I stand on my record. Fifteen crashes and not a single fatality. -- Otto, "Otto Show
My name is Otto, I looove to get blotto.
-- Otto introduces himself at the Alc-Anon meeting, "Duffle...