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• I was wondering if I might have the afternoon off? Well, of course not.
  Who do you think you are...Watt Tyler? You can have the afternoon off when you _die_, Baldrick, not before....
• To you, Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it?
  -- Edmund : Head...
• I think I can explain, sir. Can you, Baldrick? ....
  ....No. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• Baldrick, I would like to say how much I will miss your honest and friendly companionship.
  Ah. Thankyou, Mr.B. But as we both know, it would be an utter lie....
• Know you of such a bird? No...but we could _make_ one.
  .. No, we _couldn't_, Baldrick...Oh, I suppose you have to be told some- time....
• Would you like some rat au vin to help you think? .
  ..Rat au vin? Yes. It's rat... ...thats been run over by a van....
• From now on, you'll stand out in life as an individual.
  Will I? Well, of course you will. All the other slaves will be black....
• Am I then...not popular? Um...well, put it this way.
  ..When people slip in what dogs have left in the street they do tend to say, 'Whoops - I've trod in an Edmund'....
• Baldrick, why is half the front page missing? ...I don't know.
  You _do_ know, don't you. Yes. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...