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• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
• I've had some happy times here, when..when you and Percy have been out.
  -- Edmund to Baldrick : Money...
• I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. -- Steven Wrigh
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• If I die, Baldrick, d'you think people would remember me?
  ...Yeah, of course they would. People would always be slapping each other on the shoulders and laughing and saying, 'Do you remember old Privy-Breath?...
• When I see the Ferris wheels and swings and other toys on sale in pet shops for birds, I can't help feeling it's just a waste of money.
  We had two very happy birds and we never thought of buying them anything to play with....
• It is strangely in keeping with the manner of our courtship that the maid of honour should be a man.
  Oh! Thank you very much, my lord. ...And I use the word 'man' in its broadest possible sense....
• Homer: Wait, I know: [types] vent gas. [reads screen] "Pressure too high?
  "Tank must be shut down manually?" [to drinking bird] Oh, stupid bird!...