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• Survival of the fittest, man... And we've got the fucking gun!
• Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation of energy.
  For another, how can it be the survival of the fittest when the fittest keeps putting himself in situations where he is most likely to be creamed?...
• The expression often used by Mr. Herbert Spencer of the Survival of the Fittest is more accurate, and is sometimes equally convenient.
  -- Charles Darwin (1809-1882) -- The Origin of Species, Chap. iii...
• I may not be smart, but I'm dumb...
• I figure that the best way to figure what the IRS will figure is to get them to figure what you are figuring that they will figure that you are not really figuring what you want them to figure that you figure.
  If you figure all of this out sufficiently, you have got to figure that they can't figure you out in the first place....