I Figure That The Best Way To Figure What The IRS Will Figure Is To Get Them To Figure What You Are Figuring That They Will Figure That You Are Not Really Figuring What You Want Them To Figure That You Figure.

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I figure that the best way to figure what the IRS will figure is to get
them to figure what you are figuring that they will figure that you are not
really figuring what you want them to figure that you figure. If you figure
all of this out sufficiently, you have got to figure that they can't figure
you out in the first place.

Youthful figure: What you get when asking a lady's age.
The mistake you make is in trying to figure it out. -- Tenessee William
Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous figure.
As you will see, I told them, in no uncertain terms, to see Figure one.
-- Dave "First Strike" Pare...
I was going to include an ethnic slur in here, but I couldn't figure out how to get you into this file.
No, I'm not going to explain it. If you can't figure it out, you didn't want to know anyway.
.. :-) -- Larry Wall in <1991Aug7.180856.2854@netlabs.com>...
Life is like a fountain... I will tell you how when I figure it out.
Telephone charges are cheaper the farther you call, go figure...

I Figure That The Best Way To Figure What The IRS Will Figure Is To Get Them To Figure What You Are Figuring That They Will Figure That You Are Not Really Figuring What You Want Them To Figure That You Figure.

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