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• I wish I had a snappy Trek Tagline to put here...
• I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under coasters. -- Steven Wrigh
• I went sightseeing in Windsor, Canada. As I was leaving, they asked me if I had anything to declare.
  I said, "Yeah, I'm glad I don't live here!" -- Jeff Shaw...
• Imagine a witty phrase here.
• Insert Witty Tagline Here ...
• If I say anything interesting, kill me immediately.
• I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say. COOLIDGE
• People will forgive most anything, save being incredibly intelligent, charming, witty, handsome or having a very deep genuine modesty.
  These are the reasons I don't have all that many friends....
• I managed to say, "Sorry," and no more. I knew that he disliked me to cry.
  This time he said, watching me, "On some occasions it is better to weep....