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If I say anything interesting, kill me immediately.
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Anything that doesn't kill me makes me stranger.
HA! I kill me!
She contradicts me even when I don't say anything! -- Bill Hoe
Stop Me Before I Kill Again...........
Stop me, before I kill again!
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"Shit! I've never seen anything remotely like that before....
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...