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• Get scared right away; avoid the rush.
  -- Slovotsky's Law Number Thirty-One -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg...
• Miscellaneous is always the largest category.
  -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg...
• I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.
  -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg...
• There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.
  -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg...
• When the Black Camel comes for me, I'm not going to go kicking and screaming -- I am, however, going to try to talk my way out of it.
  No, no, you want the other Walter Slovotsky....
• You find something amusing? Lieutenant Worf, I like him.
  To be more accurate I understand him, the warrior proud, fearless, living only for combat....
• If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they get infections and they don't have upper body strength.
  I mean, some do, but they're relatively rare. On the other hand, men are basically little piglets, you drop them in the ditch, they roll around in it, doesn't matter, you know....
• If time is money, we are all living beyond our means.
• Brigadier, a straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.
  -- Doctor, The Time Warrio...