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-- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg
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There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.
-- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg...
Get scared right away; avoid the rush.
-- Slovotsky's Law Number Thirty-One -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg...
I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.
-- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg...
When the Black Camel comes for me, I'm not going to go kicking and screaming -- I am, however, going to try to talk my way out of it.
No, no, you want the other Walter Slovotsky....
Trouble with you Jewish girls is that your desire to DO is in inverse proportion to your willingness to TALK about it.
Whatever you want too much, you can't have, so when you REALLY want something, try to want it a little less.
-- Walter Slovotsky, _The Sleeping Dragon_ by Joel Rosenberg...
I find that we all get more legendary as time goes by.
Legend" means, basically, "bullshit." -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Live...
We who are about to die, are going to take one hell of a lot of the bastards with us.
-- Karl Cullinane, _The Silver Crown_ by Joel Rosenberg...
She can kill all your files; She can freeze with a frown.
And a wave of her hand brings the whole system down....