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• Texas is Hell on woman and horses. -- Wayne Oake
• There *is* intelligent life on Earth, but I leave for Texas on Monday.
• I live in the past, the rent is cheaper.
• Sane? Hell, if I was sane why would I be here?
• Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stagecoaches and the like was popular, there were three people in a stagecoach one day
  a true red- blooded born-and-raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city-slicker from back East, and a beautiful and well-endowed Texas lady....
• I need more space." "Well, why not move to Texas?" "No, on my account, stupid.
  Stupid? Uh-oh.." -- BOFH (If you don't know, find out)...