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• Texas is Hell on woman and horses. -- Wayne Oake
• Texas -- the land of good-lookin' horses and fast women!
• If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell. -- Gen. Philip Sherida
• England is a paradise for women and hell for horse
  Italy a paradise for horses, hell for women, as the diverb goes....
• Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
• A beautiful woman is paradise for the eyes, hell for the soul, and purgatory for the purse.
• Hell hath no fury like a woman beaten out of a million dollars.
• The breath of the man who loves and the woman who loves goes to fill the water trough where the spirit horses drink.
  -- Robert Bly...
• Q: How do you tell a woman with PMS from a woman without PMS? A: Beats the hell out of me!