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  Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties....
• Bart: Lisa, if I ever stop loving violence, I want you to shoot me.
  Lisa: Will do. -- Let someone who still loves it do it, "The Day the Violence Died...
• I don't need a bed of roses, cuz roses wither away.
• Why, oh why, does this happen to me? How did I end up stuck in this tree?
  The ground down below looks so far away, That if I would fall it would take me all day To hit the ground, with a thud and a thunk....
• One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign.
  He said "Didn't you see the stop sign." I said "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read....
• One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign.
  He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read....
• I love it, I love it, and who shall dare To chide me for loving that old arm-chair?
  -- Eliza Cook (1817-1889) -- The Old Arm-Chai...
• Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.
  E.O. of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart....
• Keep away from me, I didn't mean to reveal everything.