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  -- Will Munny, "Unforgive...
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
• Quote #280 Heinlein, we've noted, has roughly four main characters (for anyone who might have missed it, they are
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• Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
• Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!
• Q: Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? A: He got re-possessed!
• An old car that served you so well will continue to serve you until you have just put four new tires under it and then will fall apart.
  -- Erma Bombeck...