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• At Christmastime, even Santa Claus wouldn't give you love or hope unless you met his impossible conditio
  Have you been a good boy all year?" Damn him! Damn Santa Claus--has anybody ever been a good boy all year?...
• To him that can take all that you have, give what he asks.
• Since I've seen this *several* times in this group, the actual context of the God is dead quotation of Nietzsche
  The Madman. -- Have you ever heard of the madman who on a bright morning lighte d a lantern and ran to the market-place callin out unceasingly...
• Gifts for Men -- Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
  But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....
• Gifts for Men -- Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
  But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....
• Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.
  But you should never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they will ever need, and new ones make them nervous....
• A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
• Homer: Oh, wow! I can't believe my very first passenger is comedy legend Mel Brooks!
  I _love_ that movie "Young Frankenstein"... scared the hell out of me....