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• The three biggest software lies: 1: *Of course* we'll give you a copy of the source.
  2: *Of course* the third party vendor we bought that from will fix the microcode....
• We're off doing beta, the wonderful beta of oooz.
• Feature was not beta tested
• Beta testers do it first!
• Beta-testers do it for free.
• Earth is a beta site.
• LOOKOUTDAMMIT..!!! I'm Beta Testing!!
• We are the beta testers of the universe.