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The Three Biggest Software Lies: 1: *Of Course* We'll Give You A Copy Of The Source.
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The three biggest software lies:
1: *Of course* we'll give you a copy of the source.
2: *Of course* the third party vendor we bought that from
will fix the microcode.
3: Beta test site? No, *of course* you're not a beta test site.
Related:
beta /bay't*/, /be't*/ or (Commonwealth) /bee't*/ n.
1. Mostly working, but still under test; usu. used with `in'...
Earth is a beta site.
DO YOU HAVE A RESTLESS URGE TO PROGRAM? *** Do you want the instant respect that comes from being able to use technical terms that nobody understands?
Do you want to strike fear and loathing into the hearts of DP managers everywhere?...
If at first you don't succeed, put it out for beta test.
1) The check is in the mail 2) Of course I'll respect you in the morning 3) I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
-- The three least credible sentences in the English language...
The greatest lies of all time: (1) I love you. (2) This won't hurt a bit.
(3) The Mercedes is paid for. (4) The check is in the mail....
1) I love you. (2) This won't hurt a bit. (3) The Mercedes is paid for.
(4) The check is in the mail. (5) I was just going to call you....
beta test, v: To voluntarily entrust one's data, one's livelihood and one's sanity to hardware or software intended to destroy all three.
In earlier days, virgins were often selected to beta test volcanos....