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• A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road.
  After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes....
• I would have been your Daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence.
• This is a test. Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.
• Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.
• Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.
• That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
• Quote #286 I was told that the Chinese said that they would would bury me by the Western lake and build a shrine to my memory.
  I have some slight regret that this did not happen, as I might have become a god, which would have been very _chic_ for an atheist....
• Had this been an actual emergency, your spleen would have melted.