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• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Picard: "I was not aware that Sarek was offended by Spock's opposition.
  Perrin: "*I* was offended. I made sure that Spock knew it....
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• Oh, I have roamed o'er many lands, And many friends I 've me
  Not one fair scene or kindly smile Can this fond heart forget....
• If any, speak; for him have I offended. I pause for a reply.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Julius Caesar -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• I have decided not to oppose anyone ever again, since I have noticed that I always end by resembling my latest enemy.
  -- E.M. Ciora...
• Why didn't anyone tell me I have a bullet wound in my forehead?