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If I Were You I'd Dance Naked In The Middle Of The Street Just To Embarrass You.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to
embarrass you.
Related:
I wonder if a file is naked when you unzip it?
Marge: I still think we ought to spend the money to fix Main Street.
Homer: Well, you should've written a song like that guy....
Lucy: Dance, dance, dance. That is all you ever do.
Can't you be serious for once? Snoopy: She is right!...
Were you with these, my prince, you 'd soon forget The pale, unripened beauties of the north.
-- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act i, Sc. 4...
Funny, I just knew you were going to say that.
I thought you were insufferable. Now you'll just suffer.
People look at you kind of funny when you walk down the street naked with a gun.
I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.
-- Groucho Marx...