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If I were you, who'd be me?
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Were you with these, my prince, you 'd soon forget The pale, unripened beauties of the north.
-- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act i, Sc. 4...
Since I've seen this *several* times in this group, the actual context of the God is dead quotation of Nietzsche
The Madman. -- Have you ever heard of the madman who on a bright morning lighte d a lantern and ran to the market-place callin out unceasingly...
Would you like me better if I were tied down?
Barney: [finishing up his beer] Well, I gotta go.
I got a date with the lady in front of the drug store who's always yelling things....
Monica: Please tell me you_re stopping now. Pete: I_m fine!
I'd fight tonight, if they_d let me. [stands up and starts swinging his arms] See this circle I'm marking off here?...
Damn it . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me." (To her housekeeper, who had begun to pray aloud.
) ~~ Joan Crawford, actress, d. May 10, 1977...
Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#8) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
Question 8: If you could meet Bill Gates for one minute, what would you say to him?...
T were vain to tell thee all I feel, Or say for thee I 'd die.
-- J. A. Wade (1800-1875) -- 'T were vain to tell...
I think you have me confused with someone who gives a shit!