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• I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am.
• Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
• I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.
• Wait a minute, I'm not signing anything until I read it, or someone gives me the gist of it.
  -- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Some folks who think they are busy are just confused.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
• Maxwell: "Picard, I have to tell you. I was grateful when I realized it was you Starfleet had sent after me.
  Someone who knows what it's really like out here." -- "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7...
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Realism: I think I need to take a shit.
• I think, therefore I am confused.