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• If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot to send it.
  But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail....
• If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot to send it.
  But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail....
• If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot to send it.
  But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail....
• Ex post fucto (Lost in the mail)
• EX POST FACTO - Lost in the mail.
• The more important the communication and the more urgent the need, the more likely it is that communication gets lost in the mail.
  You've never heard of junk mail getting lost in the mail, have you?...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you get snail mail, and you think to your self "You have new mail on node "your_address" from user "name_on_the_frank".
• I think I just lost my appetite.
• Mail packet: Dehydrated letters, just add computer!