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If Olive Oil Comes From Olives, And Peanut Oil Comes From Peanuts, Where Does Baby Oil Come From?
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If olive oil comes from olives, and peanut oil comes
from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?
Related:
Where does Baby oil come from. (And is it boiled out, or pressed?)
If Corn Oil Is Made From Corn, What's Baby Oil Made From?
Corn oil is from corn, whale oil is from whales, baby oil... Naaa...
Brockman: Kent Brockman at the Action News desk. A massive tanker has run aground on the central coastline, spilling millions of gallons of oil on Baby Seal Beach.
Lisa: [gasps] Oh, no! Homer: It'll be okay, honey....
Yo momma so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her.
Skinner: Today Springfield Elementary embarks on a new era
an era of unbridled spending where petrodollars will fuel our wildest educational fantasies....
Ah, the last peanut -- overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.
-- Homer with an almost empty jar of peanuts, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood...
To fix a fried modem: Sautee some onion in olive oil..
Baby oil is NOT made by squeezing dead babies!