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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're awakened by your SO and all you can think of
  in that muddied half- conscious state before becoming fully awake, is something having to do with male and female serial connectors and how the baud rates have to be synchronized....
• Two little mice went swimming. And one of the mice started to drown.
  The other mouse dragged him out and tried to save him....
• If you wish to drown, do not torture yourself with shallow water.
• Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one. -- Elbert Hubbard
• Never eat any place where they mark the rest-room doors in any fashion but "Men" and "Women" or "Ladies" and "Gentlemen.
  Especially do not eat in a restaurant that specializes in seafood and marks its rest-room doors "Buoys" and "Gulls," because they have been too busy thinking up cutesy names for the rest-room doors to really pay attention to the food....
• SMILEY 8-) swimme
• Instant swimmer. Just add water.
• You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak For anything tougher than sue
  Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -- Pray, how did you manage to do it?...
• A man can drown and do it easily in a stream whose average depth is a mere seven inches.