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• DEMIJOHN -- a rest room for midgets.
• American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking.
  It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room without having little pictures on the doors....
• American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking.
  It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room without having little pictures on the doors....
• Never eat in a place with sliding doors unless you're crazy about raw fish.
• When traveling with children on one's holidays, at least one child of any number of children will request a rest room stop exactly half way between any two given rest rooms.
  -- Mervyn Cripp...
• Life is like a room full of open doors which close as you get older.
• When you have shut your doors, and darkened your room, remember never to say that you are alone, for you are not alone
  but God is within, and your genius is within,--and what need have they of light to see what you are doing?...