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I Forgot Where I Left My Short Term Memory!
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I forgot where I left my short term memory!
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I forgot to take my memory pills!
Kryten personal blackbox recording. Time: unknown.
Location: unknown. Cause of accident: unknown. Should someone find this recording, perhaps it will shed light as to what happened here....
There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term memory, and I forget the third.
-- Timothy Leary...
I have short-term memory loss, though I like to think of it as Presidential eligibility.
-- Paula Poundstone...
Memory ... now where did I put my memory?
Barney: Next, they're going to show _my_ movie. Ba
_You_ made a movie? Barney: _I_ made a movie? No wonder I was on the cover of "Entertainment Weekly"....
Short-term memory? Why would you say I... uh... what were we talking about?
There are three early signs of old age. The first is loss of short-term memory, and .
.. I don't remember the other two!...