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• People tell me, "gee, you look good." There are three ages of ma
  youth, middle age, and "gee, you look good." But I don't let old age bother me....
• I have short-term memory loss, though I like to think of it as Presidential eligibility.
  -- Paula Poundstone...
• There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term memory, and I forget the third.
  -- Timothy Leary...
• I forgot where I left my short term memory!
• Short-term memory? Why would you say I... uh... what were we talking about?
• LaForge: "On the other hand, I remember everything about the time I got my first pet, a Cirkacian cat.
  I was eight. I remember how funny-looking he was, I remember how excited I was....
• Kryten personal blackbox recording. Time: unknown.
  Location: unknown. Cause of accident: unknown. Should someone find this recording, perhaps it will shed light as to what happened here....
• Don't ask me--I have intermittent memory lo