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If People Who Eat Vegetables Are Called Vegetarians, Then Shouldn't Cannibals Be Called Humanitarians?
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If people who eat vegetables are called vegetarians,
then shouldn't cannibals be called humanitarians?
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Cannibals aren't vegetarian; they're humanitarians.
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Cows are vegetarians, let us eat some beef.
I'm a belligerent omnivore - I eat vegetarians.
Vegetarians beware! You are what you eat.
I've been called an evil genius by cities of assholes.
.. but I know who these people are! And they're on my list! -- Robert Crumb...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Y'know, you look a little flushed. Maybe you should eat more vegetables and less people.
.. -- Marge Simpson to 'King Homer', "Treehouse of Horror III...