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Cannibals Aren't Vegetarian; They're Humanitarians.
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Cannibals aren't vegetarian; they're humanitarians.
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If people who eat vegetables are called vegetarians, then shouldn't cannibals be called humanitarians?
Nobel Prize Cannibals: Laurie Ate
Courage: Two cannibals having oral sex.
Trust - Two cannibals having oral sex.
Save the Rainforest! Eat a vegetarian!
If you can't be vegetarian, then eat one.
Making deals with Congress is like paying cannibals to eat you last.
Making deals with N. Korea is like paying cannibals to eat you last.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.