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• As far as the men who are running for President are concerned, they aren't even people I would date.
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• Two chapters short of a novel.
• The big cities of America are becoming Third World countries. -- Nora Ephro
• Any dish that tastes good with capers in it tastes even better with capers not in it.
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• Beware of men who cry. It's true that men who cry are sensitive to and in touch with feelings, but the only feelings they tend to be sensitive to and in touch with are their own.
  -- Nora Ephro...
• Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
• If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra.
  But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women....
• How to eat chocloate chip cookies like a child: Half-sit, half-lie on the bed, propped up by a pillow.
  Read a book. Place cookies next to you on the sheet so that crumbs get in the bed....