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  Well, she and I were. -- Mort Sahl...
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• Shelby: "If you cannot make the big decisions, Commander, I suggest you make room for someone who can.
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• I took a course at Cal once called Statistical Analysis.
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  Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• A yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.
  -- Mort Sahl...
• TRS-80 Level-I BASIC could only store two string variables, A$
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