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• Never ask a shopkeeper for a price list.
• Truth wealth consists in making out your shopping list, before you consult your coupon file.
• When is a pencil not a pencil? When it's on a Pentagon shopping list - then it's a "portable hand-held communications inscriber.
• Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list] I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
  Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time....
• Answers price list: Answers........................
  ................. $1.00 Answers (requiring thought)....
• Lisa: Half a gallon of chocolate. Bart: Check. Lisa
  Half a gallon of chocolate brownie fudge. Bart: Check....
• Personality Tithe: A price paid for becoming a couple
  previously amusing human beings become boring: "Thanks for inviting us, but Noreen and I are going to look at flatware catalogs tonight....
• Homer: Don't you have something that isn't out of my price range?
  I don't want to go away empty-handed, Bob. Bob...
• Eat before shopping for food.