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Homer: Don't You Have Something That Isn't Out Of My Price Range?
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Homer: Don't you have something that isn't out of my price range?
I don't want to go away empty-handed, Bob.
Bob: Take it easy, willya, huh? You'll ruin this feeling I'm getting
from ya...
-- Shopping for an RV, "Call of the Simpsons"
Related:
Simpson, you'll never own a better RV, and I don't mean that in a good way.
I mean, literally, buddy. This is for you, you know....
Homer: Does it have a deep fryer? Bob: Four. One for each part of the chicken.
-- The Simpsons shop for an RV, "Call of the Simpso...
Bob: Well, at least I'll have my revenge! Bart: Bob, no!
Lisa: Don't you see? That would be taking the easy way out....
Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list] I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time....
Bart: Does it have its own satellite dish, sir? Bob
You can tell your son it has its own satellite---the VanStar 1 launched last satellite....
Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
Lenny: You want another card or not? Homer: Huh? Oh, OK.
I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!...
Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...
Marge: Homer, I'm telling you, this is not the Interstate.
Homer: Pffffft. Maps....