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• Satan: "Welcome to hell - Here's your DoubleSpaced 386SX and window
• Incens'd with indignation Satan stood Unterrify'd, and like a comet burn'd That fires the length of Ophiuchus huge In th' arctic sky, and from his horrid hair Shakes pestilence and war.
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book ii, Line 707...
• They say in an awkward or embarrassing situation don't freeze up.
  Pay a compliment. You will lessen the tension. I remembered that....
• A fool and his money are soon parted, but nobody can part a two-dollar toupee. -- Fred Alle
• Clerk: Yep, `General Sherman'. They say he's five hundred pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know.
  No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day....
• Bother! said Pooh, as Satan laid his soul to waste.
• Satan the envious said with a sigh: Christians know more about their hell than I.
  -- Alfred Kreymborg...
• I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
  -- Bart introduces himself to Satan, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...