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If She Won't Live Forever, Why Give Her A Diamond?
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If she won't live forever, why give her a diamond?
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That she won the game startled me cold. The way she won, the pattern of her thought on the chessboard, charmed me warm again and then some.
-- Richard Bach, Thoughts of Richard Bach, The Bridge Across Foreve...
The way my jeweler explained it, it's like insurance.
Six months' pay isn't much to keep my wife from sleeping around....
A woman was married to a golfer. One day she asked, "If I were to die, would you remarry?
After some thought, the man replied, "Yes, I've been very happy in this marriage and I would want to be this happy again....
To see her is to love her, And love but her foreve
For Nature made her what she is, And never made anither!...
She who hesitates is won.
But to see her was to love her, Love but her, and love forever.
For nature made her what she is, and ne'er made sic anither!...
A young man and his girlfriend were walking along Main Street when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry-store window.
Wow, I'd sure love to have that!" she gushed. "No problem," her companion replied, throwing a brick through the window and grabbing the ring....
Marge: Maggie! We've got a surprise for you. [brings in the cake.
Everyone takes photos of her, and Maggie gets frightened by the flashbulbs, candle flame, and darkened room....
I call my girlfriend BASEBALL...She won't play without a diamond.