Marge: Maggie! We've got a surprise for you.
[brings in the cake. Everyone takes photos of her, and
Maggie gets frightened by the flashbulbs, candle flame, and
darkened room. She whimpers]
Abe: Ooh! Put some Lister's Carbolic Unguent on a wad of cotton,
and stick it in her ear! That'll stop them shakes.
Jackie: No, no. What she needs is a balsam specific.
Abe: Balsam specific?! Oof! While we're burning money, why
don't we give her a curative galvanic belt too.
Bart: [raspy] Don't forget to give her Smeckler's Powder.
Abe+Jackie: Don't make fun!
-- "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
