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If The Standard Says That [things] Depend On The Phase Of The Moon, The Programmer Should Be Prepared To Look Out The Window As Necessary.
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If the standard says that [things] depend on the phase of the moon, the
programmer should be prepared to look out the window as necessary.
-- Chris Torek
Related:
It seems intuitively obvious to me, which means that it might be wrong. -- Chris Torek
Always be aware of the phase of the moon!
phase of the moon n. Used humorously as a random parameter on which something is said to depend.
Sometimes implies unreliability of whatever is dependent, or that reliability seems to be dependent on conditions nobody has been able to determine....
Isn't it funny how we'll look out the window at the moon, and then we notice it's not the moon but a streetlight?
Also what's funny is how we do this every night. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
The phase of the moon is bad, causing a fatal disk crash.
Moon, n.: 1. A celestial object whose phase is very important to hackers.
See PHASE OF THE MOON. 2. Dave Moon (MOON@MC)....
moon, n: 1. A celestial object whose phase is very important to hackers.
See PHASE OF THE MOON. 2. Dave Moon (MOON@MC)....