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If The World Is My Oyster, Where Is My Oyster Knife?
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If the world is my oyster, where is my oyster knife?
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The world is your oyster, so EAT IT!!
It is the sick oyster which possesses the pearl. -- J. A. Shedd "Salt From My Attic
he HIGHWAY is made out of LIME JELLO and my HONDA is a barbequed OYSTER!
Yum! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
BIVALVE -- an A.C./D.C. oyster.
An oyster is a fish built like a nut.
It was a brave man that ate the first oyster.
The world is your oyster, everything is getting better, and you will live happily ever after.
I acquired my contact lenses a day or two later and they worked superbly.
To insert them was but the work of a moment: all I had to do was pry open my eyes with a buttonhook, force the lenses in, and gulp as though swallowing a Chincoteague oyster....
Borg Oyster Cult: Fearing the Reaper is irrelevant.