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• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• It always hearted me to know that the rocket (Atlas) I was riding upon was made by the lowest bidder.
  -- John Glenn, paraphrased on his orbital flight in 1962....
• I don't agree with Rush -- Rush agrees with ME!
• When I walked into the supermarket the manager got a grocery cart for me.
  I said, "Why do you always give me a cart with a squeaky wheel?...
• QOTD: "I've got one last thing to say before I go; give me back all of my stuff.
• Don't try to engage my enthusiasm--I haven't got one.
• I have the other half of Rush Limbaugh's brain.
• I always say beauty is only sin deep. SAKI
• I see an article in the paper that says 25 percent of all men propose to their wives in an automobile.
  That's like I say--more accidents happen in a car than any other way....