If We Increase The Size Of The Penguin Until It Is The Same Height As The Man And Then Compare The Relative Brain Size, We Now Find That The Penguin's Brain Is Still Smaller.

If We Increase The Size Of The Penguin Until It Is The Same Height As The Man And Then Compare The Relative Brain Size, We Now Find That The Penguin's Brain Is Still Smaller.

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"If we increase the size of the penguin until it is the same height
as the man and then compare the relative brain size, we now find that
the penguin's brain is still smaller. But, and this is the point,
it is larger than it _was_."
-- Monty Python

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