At The Sound Of The Tone, YOUR Telephone's Going To EXPLODE!

At The Sound Of The Tone, YOUR Telephone's Going To EXPLODE!

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"At the sound of the tone, YOUR telephone's going to EXPLODE!"
(If you've seen the Monty Python episode where the announcer comes on
and says "And now, it's time for the penguin on top of your television
set to explode!" you'll know what sort of voice to use.)
-- Carl Greenberg

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Rod Serling imitation:) You're dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world without time, where sound collides with color and shadows explode.
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They hang out and play together for years, virtually inseparable....