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• Why are women so stupid? No penis to think with.
• So many beautiful women and so little time. -- John Barrymore
• Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
  But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women....
• Contact It's so beautiful...so beautiful...They should have sent a poet. --Jodie Foste
• Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
• You're so stupid you have to use a bookmark to read a bumpersticker.
• All women are beautiful, some are just less beautiful than others.
• When the lights are out...all women are beautiful.
• 94% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang out around here.