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• Honk if you like silence. -- Bumpersticke
• Cats flattened while you watch. -- Bumpersticke
• You're so stupid you can't read a Scrabble tile without moving your lips!
• You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.
• Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
• Insured by the Mafia. You hit me, we hit you. -- Bumpersticker in NYC
• Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Use the dollar as a bookmark. -- Fred Stolle
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
• Sophisticated - So complicated you have to read the manual for a few days straight before you can do anything with it.
  Most people don't read the manual, however. User-friendly - So simple-minded that after an hour you've got it all figured out....