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• The orders come down and they march us away. There's a battle outside and we join in the fray.
  God, it's hell when you know this could be your last day, But it's better than working for Xerox....
• Be ye angry and sin not; let not the sun go down upon your wrath. -- Ephesians 4:26
• X windows: You'd better sit down. Don't laugh. It could be YOUR thesis project.
  Why do it right when you can do it wrong? Live the nightmare....
• You may be redneck... if your home library is a entire set of TV Guides.
• It is better to wear chains than to believe you are free, and weight yourself down with invisible chains.
• Never try to explain your hacks to a theoretician - he may understand them better than you do.
  -- Dean Daniels, 3/27/83...
• You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.
• You may be redneck... if your truck costs more than your house.
• You may be redneck... if your truck is taller than your house.