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You May Be Redneck... If Your Home Library Is A Entire Set Of TV Guides.
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-- You may be redneck...
if your home library is a entire set of TV Guides.
Related:
You may be redneck... if your coffee table used to be a TV cable spool.
You may be redneck... if your idea of classic literature is TV Guide.
You may be redneck... if your home is mobile but your car isn't.
You may be redneck... if there is a stuffed possum anywhere in your home.
You may be redneck... if your home comes with whitewall tires.
You may be redneck... if your home needs a bumper hitch.
You may be redneck... if there's an velvet Elvis portrait in your home.
You may be redneck... if you can burp the entire chorus of Jingle Bells.
You may be redneck... if you had to take the wheels off your new home.