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• If your aim in life is nothing, you can't miss.
• You beat your pate, and fancy wit will come; Knock as you please, there 's nobody at home.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epigram...
• There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it.
  Only the wisest of people achieve the second. -- Logan Pearsall Smith...
• You can say what you please in America, but nobody listens.
• Your inability to achieve solitude makes you settle for substandard relationships.
• You may be redneck... if your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
• Think highly of yourself, for the world takes you at your own estimate.
• Think highly of yourself, for the world takes you at your own estimate. Anon.