Related:

• In what other country than America can a person like me say to a person like you, "Why don't you get out of America?
  -- Stanley Myron Handelma...
• Welcome to the Politically Correct States of America.
  Please turn your mind in to the nearest oppressed minority pressure group....
• The more faithfully you listen to the voice within you, the better you hear what is sounding outside.
  And only he who listens can speak. -- Dag Hammarskjold...
• Joey: [on phone] Well, so anyway Beth, what I'm saying is I should've considered your feelings before I went home with you that night.
  I've ah, I've recently learned what's it like to be on your side of it, and I'm sorry....
• Nobody can give you freedom.
• Vote for Nobody. Nobody can help you have a good time.
• Marge: I can't believe you vandalized your own hometown, Bart.
  What would Jebediah Springfield say? Ba...
• If you have nothing to say, please only say it once!
• Factorials of Avogadro's number become intractable. And what is this? Can you say ENTROPY?