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• Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone's going to jump out of it, make sure to put them in after you cook it.
  -Leela...
• Never, ever lie to someone you love unless you're absolutely sure they'll never find out the truth.
• 1] If at all possible, don't. Let someone else do it.
  2] Change majors. 3] Insert/remove blank lines at random spots, re-compile, and execute....
• Make sure you hyp- henate properly.
• You may be redneck... if your mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
• If you judge people, you have no time to love them. -- Mother Teresa
• If ever you had to kill someone, could you do it? -- Turlough, TERMINUS
• Conscience is the little thing that tells you someone is sure to find out.
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  If I could use these techniques as well as I can explain them, do you think I'd be here?...