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If You Are Thin Don't Eat Fast. If You Are Fat Don't Eat.
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If you are thin don't eat fast. If you are fat don't eat. Fast.
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If you skate on thin ice, skate _fast_!
Gravity is what you get when you eat too much and too fast.
GRAVITY: What you get when you eat too much and too fast.
You cannot eat your cake and have your cake; -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap.
xliii...
I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food. -- Robert Aboud
Then you must be Don Francisco's sister!
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
-- Ed Bluestone...
Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
It's not how hard it rains but how fast you drive.