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I Have A Great Diet. You're Allowed To Eat Anything You Want, But You Must Eat It With Naked Fat People.
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I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must
eat it with naked fat people.
-- Ed Bluestone
Related:
If you want to feel great, you must eat something real big.
Best diet: Eat as much as you want, but don't swallow it.
Eat, drink and be merry...for tomorrow you may diet!
If you are thin don't eat fast. If you are fat don't eat. Fast.
Never eat anything that winks at you.
Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it. -- Harry Secombe's die
You want the real diet of success? You want the great secret?
You want to know how to shed those unwanted pounds?...
I might be fat but you are ugly and I can diet.